You want real Christian music?

Friends, burn your CDs and your iPods, the Song of Solomon is the only music you need. Take a lesson from me, when I became a Christian, the first thing I did was burn my music. Sure, Cat cried when I burned our Sound of Music CD, but who needs songs about rainbows and mittens when you’re on Team Truth? Nobody.

3 responses to this post.

  1. I’m coming to get you, Fake Me. Lock your doors.


    • Posted by thefakematthewtweedell on September 19, 2010 at 8:09 am

      I disagree. Your advice is less than prudent to stay put and merely lock there doors when that’s exactly what you want them—tell them even—to do. Also, I see no reason to suppose that you really were coming to get your-fake-self, since that would seem like the sort of thing one of you would have to end up blogging about, as—whatever the outcome might have been—apparently your better half is still at large (commenting on your blog unopposed), yet hasn’t blogged anything recent here, as if nothing interesting resulted. Finally, if you ever did get in the same room together, how would you be able to tell which you is You and which of you is Fake You?

      I hope this didn’t help one bit but to confuse you into belligerence.


      • Son, have you been dipping into the Communion wine? This is confusing (and it is “their”, not “there”. I went to Divinity School, I’ll expect you to submit to my correction).

        I think the only one who is belligerent here is you. I don’t know who this other fella is but he certainly means well, I have lots of fans. Have you gone and sought out some therapy for this hostility? If you have, then that’s your problem. Stop it immediately, therapy is the Devil’s playground where all sorts of Liberal notions are thrown out and locks the devil in. You need the devil called out and it just doesn’t happen in this therapy-business. What you need is 100% pure holy Ghost.

        Are you sad that I haven’t been posting? I’ll be back don’t you worry, I’m currently on an International tour for my new TV show. It is going to be a doozy. I’m looking forward to getting this little blog back in action. In the meantime, please see a Pastor about your anger and if you can’t do that, then just channel it toward some Liberals – maybe think of Nancy Pelosi – until I get back and can give you the correction and the peace for which you look.

        I hope this helps.


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